16 December 2005

This blog has been sold.

Effective immediately, MR. GLECK'S FIVE FLAVOR OF REFLECTIONS -- a well-established brand on the blogosphere for 1/300th of a century -- is now a fully-owned subsidiary of a joint consortium of companies REUNION.COM and CLASSMATES.COM
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It was a nice Thursday evening. I've been doing some laundry while Seraphim bakes a cake. I was also in the music room working on----


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1 comment:

nettiemac said...

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