27 April 2006

More shameless plagiarizing

Are there any original ideas left??!!

A-Z (which makes me ponder: Do the children of NBC and CBS employees have to leave the classroom when the kindergarten class starts learning their ABCs?)

A - Available: Only for parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, catering and small affairs (hourly-rates or not)
A - Age: 41
A - Annoyance: Smokers who think the roadside is their personal ashtray.

B - Best Friends: Seraphim. Tied for second place: everyone else.
B - Bad Habit: I've been a nail-biter since at least kindergarten.
B - Birthday: Day of the Groundhog.

C - Crush: Seraphim! (est. 1998)
C - Car: The world-famous PMT® (2004 Honda Element) and the yet-to-be-nicknamed '05 Honda Civic Hybrid.
C - Cats: No feline's stubbornness is a match for PUDDY'S!

D - Dead Pets Name: Dogs - Brandy, Blue, Gracie (Blue's widow ... she's sick and it's a matter of time :-(((), Wolfgang. Cat - Sylvester (1975-82).
D - Desk Top Picture: Tiger.
D - Dogs: (alleged) Puddy, age 11.

E - Easiest person to talk to: Beautiful Seraphim. (runner-up = myself)
E - Eggs: Over easy, perferably part of an IHOP Breakfast Sampler. When the bloody hell are we gonna get an IHOP in our neighborhood??!!
E - Email: A staple of my communication since December 29, 1996.

F - Favorite color: Blue.
F - Food: Boiled peanuts, especially scalding hot out of the boiler.
F - Foreign Slang: Bloody! (see above)

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Brach's Candy Corn.
G - God: Yes. Fan club = that's a problem.
G - Good Times: Bad Times / I know I've had my share.....

H - Hair Color: Flesh.
H - Height: 5-11.
H - Happy: [The Rolling Stones, 1972.]

I - Ice Cream: Vanilla, perferably soft-serve.
I - In school?: No, I swim alone.
I - Introverted or Extroverted?: Very extroverted on paper. Introverted in person (except when around friends).

J - Jewelry: None at the present, if you don't count that gold necklace with a giant "Kia" logo .
J - Job: Patience rarely reaches this level.
J - Jokes: If you broke a vinyl record by Morris Albert, did you hurt his "Feelings."?

K - Kids: Tiger (14) and Puddy (11).
K - Karate: Was a green belt in Tae Kwon Do back in '84. Forgot all the moves, tho'
K - Kung fu: Grip.

L - Longest Car Ride: In recent history? Laurel, Miss. to Rincon, Ga. in one day. 580 miles.
L - Longest relationship: still going........ Seraphim, at over 8 years (Married for 5)
L - Last phone call: Son Tiger and ex-wife Josiebelle.

M - Milk Flavor: I'd rather crawl back to the ex-wife.
M - Mothers Name: Sarah.
M - Movie Last Watched: Fun With Dick and Jane "Don't take away my Telemundo!!!"

N - Number of Siblings: One, younger.
N - Northern or Southern: Alabama by way of Arkansas with a touch of Missouri thrown in to confound.
N - Name: Talmadge Quirkius Gleck, IX

O - One Phobia: Lightning (after two times being within 50 feet of it, and getting hit on the phone a couple years ago - egad!)
O - Open or Closed?: Open hearts .... open minds ... open doors ..... op --- HEY!
O - Orgasm: Proprietary information.

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married since 1964.
P - Part of your jerking: Cool, as in The Capitols' old '60s pop hit "Cool Jerk."
P - Part of your personality you like best: My tender loving sarcasm.

Q - Quote: "When life gives you lemons, buy Japanese."
Q - Question for the next person?: How does your light shine, in the halls of Shambala?
Q - Quick or Slow?: Good things usually take time.

R - Reality TV Show: Classic game shows.
R - Right or Left: Right-handed.
R - Right now: It's 215 in the morning, and Seraphim seems to be awake for some reason.

S - Song Last Heard: "Way Down Now" by World Party.
S - Season: Autumn.
S - Sport: I try to be, even when losing.

T - Time you woke up: 750 AM
T - Time Now: 217 AM.
T - Time for bed: 1-2 AM, usually.

U - Unknown Fact about me: I'm not allergic to poison ivy.
U - Unicorns: Seraphim already covered this on her comments to Nettiemac's post. (PS - ewwwwwwwww)
U - You are: the reason God made Oklahoma. (Hey, be thankful you didn't inspire Him to create south Alabama)

V - Vegetable you hate: Brussel sprouts.
V - Vegetable you love: White acre peas.
V - Voice: Good thing I have one, otherwise it'd be a bit hard for me to find a job...

W- Worst Habits: Those hats which nuns used to wear.
W- Where are you going to travel next?: Montgomery, Alabanana.
W - Where were you born?: Birmingham, Alabanana.

X - X-Rays: "I asked the doctor to take your picture / So I can look at you from inside as well"
X - XXX: Leaves six more for Seraphim.
X - Xylophone: Strike the notes G-E-C.

Y - Year you were born: 1965
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: Label. (brand of syrup sold in Ala.)

Z - Zoo Animal: Tiger.
Z - Zodiac: Aquarius.
Z - Zoolander: Sounds like a sci-fi series about an immortal animal.

Ciao for niao.

--Talmadge "Where's a SCRABBLE game when I need one?" Gleck

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