No, there aren't 249 Talmadge Glecks in this country .... perish the idea! But there are 249 other people who have my real name which is S[PSSSSSSSSH!!!!]ar[PSSSSSBZZZZZZ!!!]t.
Pardon the excessive amounts of QRM on here. It's one of those mornings -- pulled in some really weird signals, too. There's somebody with a blog out on Jupiter, called "Weighty Matters", where this woman has shed impressive amounts of weight ... from 4,385 pounds down to a nice, svelte 2,113. There was a nice before-and-after shot, too. Taken at Gigantic Red Spot National Park.
And there was a blogger from Mars -- poor woman, her husband left her and their kids so he could pursue his delusional fantasy. Something about an "Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator" and nightmares about being chased by rabbits and ducks.
Ahhhh, some great reading comin' over the ol' Grundig.
As for Talmadge Gleck, here's how that model ran:
You may discard your many fears.
Oh, and ciao for niao.
--Talmadge "One is enough!" Gleck