16 December 2007

At last, a little Christmas spirit!

Inspired by hearing "Jingle Bells" for the 45,823,386th time last night at Kroger.....

Dashing down the road,
In a Hummer SUV,
Running traffic lights,
And laughing out with glee.

Yakkin' on the phone,
While combing up her hair,
Countin' down the minutes ‘till
John Tesh goes on the air!

Ohhhh...

SUVs,
Minivans,
Cellphones all the way,
Marlboro Lights, "Delilah" too,
Another shopping day ....

Estrogen,
Clearance sales,
Is it worth the fuss?
Oh the hell, it seems to be,
A Soccer Mom Christmas.

Ciao for niao.

1 comment:

nettiemac said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!