So I went down to the Gate station a little while ago to get a paper and a 44-oz "Fountain" Dew. And, as I'll do from time to time, I bought a scratch-off. Or, as my brother's ex-wife used to call 'em, "scratch-n-sniffs."
It was one of those "win up to five times" games, and I won five times, all right. This is damn near insulting:
I mean, why not just have one moneybag with a "$5" space underneath?
Or should I just shut up, take the $4.00 windfall and run?
Ciao for niao.
--Talmadge "Running" Gleck
Chris Cornell, My mom, and Me
5 weeks ago