Perky-Os? PERKY-Os??!! Listen, Mack, I don't do "perky", especially in the morning.
And on the shelf below it was another .... ummmm ... [cue church organ] holy cereal:
Ezekiel 4:9® breakfast cereal. Well, then, let me consult my Bible ... hmmmmm .... "For God so loved the morning, He said 'Let us go forth and break fast.' The Lord then saideth unto me, 'Go find some lactal nectar of the heifers, and we shall be fruitful and sprinkle upon thy Golden Flax. Thou art eating part of a good nutritious breakfast.' Amen."
"As described in the Holy Scriptures." So is the Bible now endorsing breakfast food?? I went back to my specially-marked Good Book, looked up the Book of Kellogg, and read the Special chapter K, verse 19, which went "Verily, go pour into thy holy concave urn the fruit of this box that never closeth. But The Lord warns: If thou eateth any other refined grain cereal product, thou will hath messed in thoust Post Toasties. Glory."
Is this a Kroger, or did I go into a "Christian Bookstore" by mistake?
Matters not. Cereal -- even the "Perky-Os" -- are more points than I wish to expend that early in the day. Earlier today while in Savannah at Publix (the missus had a cake demo), I found two things I'd been looking for: the Weight Watchers lemon cakes - which look an awful lot like the old Dolly Madison "Zingers" cakes - and some Carnation Instant Breakfast, vanilla flavor sweetened with Splenda. (Kroger doesn't carry either, shame shame) I can tolerate milk if it's mixed with CIB. I used to drink it a lot after we moved over here, but for some reason I stopped. Mixed with 1%, 8-ounces of that will be a total of 3 points. Not too shabby, and it'll get my necessary day-startin' nutrients.
I also bought a pack of the Atkins vanilla milk shakes, which supposedly serve the same function as the Carnation IB mix. Dunno about those; I'm taking a gamble there. Also a 3-pointer per container.
Also in our grocery cart was a bottle of that newfangled V-8, 'disguised' with various flavors. I'm gonna see if my constitution can abide one.
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