06 May 2006

Reverse-engineering Talmadge



How to make a Russell
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

1 part brilliance

5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

FIVE parts leadership?? Geez, this thing IS "for entertainment purposes only."

The above was for my real name, but here's how to make a Talmadge:



How to make a Talmadge
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

3 parts humour

5 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!


FIVE PARTS BEAUTY??????????

Jeezuz H. Breakdancing Cripes, THAT'S a real hoot. I haven't felt this beautiful since the last time I won $10.00 in a beauty contest.



How to make a Talmadge Gleck
Ingredients:

5 parts psychosis

3 parts dubious humor

12 parts delusions
Method:
Add to a large Wendy's cup with a loose lid, shake and mix vigorously all over your car's clean interior. Serve with 24 cups of salt, coagulated milk and heat well. Yuuuuuum YUM! Yum!


Ahhh, now that's more like it.

Ciao for niao.

--Talmadge "@#$%!! Rolled a 6, and missed FREE PARKING by one space!" Gleck